..:. Cracking My Vainpot .:..

Gosh, "everyone" is twittering!

Even middle-age Congressmen!

Should I jump on the bandwagon and desperately hang onto yet another wave of perceived relevance and virtual popularity??

Do I have any mystery or untapped wittiness left for the hungry world to see?

Should anybody care?

Honestly, I'm *tired* of signing onto yet another networking sites, creating yet another profile, adding yet another 300 random strangers as "friends".

First, we had FriendsReUnited, then came Friendster, MySpace and Facebook. Now "everyone" is Twittering...

How many times can you list your favorite music and movies before you realized that you don't ACTUALLY give a damn?

So sad.

All these, of course, are mirrored by the great migration of my bathroom mirror topless pictures across the cyber space.

Gay.com

Mygaydar

OUTinTheUK

Yahoo Personals

Downelink

Fridae

BigMuscle

RealJock

GayRomeo

Manhunt

Adams

Dudes

That only means none of them has given me what I *really* want...

Met a young writer from Kansas recently. He must be the best looking straight guy in town.

His first novel just came out 2 months ago. Something about a "male Paris Hilton" socialite who has suddenly lost all his appetite for excess and women. (don't read it)

When I squeezed his butt and asked if it's autobiographical, he mumbled but didn't flinch.

Everyone is a novel in a way. We all have stories to tell, with chapters that we'd rather skip and juicy bits that later got incorporated into our fantasies.

But how to get people hooked and never wanna put it down? How to time suspense and build climax?  

Most importantly, I just wish I have more to say...

and I hope he did enjoy kissing a boy.

One third of San Francisco are Asian and a quarter of all Californians are foreign-born. Everyone loves Thai food, dim sum and Asian girls get the hotties boys. But when it comes to Asian guys? Take a look:-

"No Asian" (online dating profile; Craigslist.com)

"White and Black only" (online dating profile)

"White, Black or Hispanic only" (online dating profile)

"No Asian" (online dating profile; gay.com)

"No Asian" (online dating profile; mygaydar.com)

"No Asian" (online dating profile; manhunt.net)

"Lets get something straight from the start, the whites only (sic) is what I want in bed, if you can't handle it, take your bullshit somewhere else..." from "WhiteisRight"; online dating.

"Lucky that you're Asian. Otherwise, I would've suck your face!" (an Asian)

"I like Asian boys. They have this vulnerable thing going on. Very sexy." (a Latino)

Coming from his milk brother, I think that means something~ hehe.

They're so cute I can't resist stealing this post :-P

lol if I have to fantasize about one "celebrity", it'd be Anderson Cooper.

Just smile and I'll come watch the Gorillas with you in Congo anytime~

Rumour has it that he loves Asian guys, but my research on Youtube comments arrived at a slightly different conclusion... ok get me some salt.




I won't make you do this. Promise ;P

I think I've just had the ultimate KC experience.

Someone from manhunt messaged me, and he quoted this song.

Hallelujah indeed.

Damn he's hot. For the 1st time, I don't mind even if he has messed around with all of my friends back in high school. Aw, this stunning adonis from Minneapolis. Exquisite features, kissable lips. I like everything about him, down his hand shake. He couldn't get his eyes off my tits, so I made my advances, sucked his face, and told him to touch me inappropriately. What an incredible arse he has lol

We were thinking of skinny dipping at my pool, and then it happened.

"So, someone... like you, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"

Bitch.

How come you don't have a boyfriend? .......... Which of my problems would you like to know? Psychological, medical, social or imaginary?

You're the cutest guy in this room. .......... Wanna check out the one next door?

Are you a top or a bottom? .......... With you, neither!

Asian women have to walk two steps behind their husband. .......... I'm not a woman and I don't have to walk with you at all.

I love Asians. .......... So do I.

I don't care what kind of Asian you are. .......... Actually, I'm an alien.

You body type is so hard to find. .......... It's a lot more user-friendly in Bangkok, wasn't it?

You have an accent. .......... Who doesn't?

I went to Harvard. .......... Oh THAT's why you're such a jerk.

Shame. I know a lot of my friends won't sleep with Chinese men. .......... What do you want? A tax-break?! Thank fuck for your "charity".

How ironic, you're the first person to not find me attractive. .......... Trust me, I won't be the last one either.

How much does your friend cost? .......... Exactly two front teeth.