..:. Cracking My Vainpot .:..

Well ok, not exactly Sean Cody. But I did "study" Sean Cody and it felt as if I WAS working for Sean Cody.

lol

They have a great panoramic view of downtown. A dazzling KC skyline was on display, but tonight, nobody was paying any attention.

This couple wanted a homemade sex tape, so i gladly extended my steady helping hands.

Fit, toned muscles x2.

Why not.

Always open to new experience~

After carefully reviewing my favourite Sean Cody videos for reference, I knew I should capture both the mechnical as well as the holistic side of sex. Mental note:

- Change my angle every 10-20 seconds.

- Never zoom in or out too fast.

- Pick a level of height that makes things pop.

- Don't just focus on the genitalia.

- Position, position, position.

- Avoid knees and elbows.

Being true to my-attention-to-detail-self, I even asked them in advance how far they normally shoot ;-P

It was a bit awkard at the beginning. No kidding. Try getting hard when a total stranger is holding a camcorder in your face. But they did slowly warmed up and do the things they've always been doing.

After all their clothes came off, I got "bolder" and started directing and moving their knees & elbows out of the way.

Needless to say, the most important ingredience of a great porno is sexual chemistry, and these two just ooze 100% pure sex.

Having know each other for 5+ years, they know exactly how to please each other. They can even predict when their partner would cum.

I was slightly jealous.

By request, I spent a fair amount of time lying on the floor filming upwards. Never had I put my head amongst that many legs lol

Things got so hot on the kitchen counter that we had to take a break to cool off.

Once inside the bedroom, all hell broke loose. Mr Macho spreaded his beefy legs and took it like a Navy man that he is.

Who would've thought?!

As a safer-sex kinda boy, I was a bit taken aback by their no-nonesense bareback flip-flop fucking. Once you've reached a certain level of trust and intimacy, I guess condoms do become despensible.

To get an aerial view, I had to stand on the same bed proping up the camera as they pounded the night away. Boy, was I THERE there. Seeing the action and hearing all the meat slapping. I could feel every single bit of the vibrations, the rhythm at which the matress jerked back and fort.

Weird yet arousing, massively.

I was so distracted/excited that my hands started to shake and I was probably filming knees & elbows half of the time.

hehehehe.

What a way to get motion sickness.

Saw this on Towleroad. I've graduated from twinks, but this vid is Very nicely shot :)

Ever wonder why Kansas City, Missouri has to cancel all trash pick up on Friday?

Just take a look at the treacherous condition of the streets here, only one block away from the Main Street at the Plaza.

All thanks to the KC mayor and his brilliant decision earlier this week NOT to plow the streets of KCMO.

With road condition like this, who needs terrorists or murderers??

I feel like I'm living in a snow globe here.

It's a freaking blizzard out there and I just barely made it home.

The roads are hideously and dangerously slippery but that stupid stupid mayor of Kansas City has called off all snow plowing. Since we're not used to this amount of snow, the city is completely unprepared. A lot of people can't even get up their own drive way.

I'm having minor incidence on the road every day and the city is having more than 300 car accidents a day as a direct result.

Some car took down this lamp post right outside my lab just before Christmas. It hasn't even been 2 weeks before another one crashing into the replacement.

I'm pretty sure that's how I'm going to die, if I stay here long enough.

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When it's not snowing, KC look like this...

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-:-: My first day of this brand new decade :-:-

Recovering

Budgeting

Paying bills

Planning

Calling mum

Seeing friends

Saying hi to new people

Avoiding car accidents

Being good to myself

Donating to a new charity

Watching a good movie

Doing the minimum amount of work

Purging beautiful strangers from my facebook

Recycling

My only accomplishment in 2009 - getting my institute to recycle :)

When I first came to the midwest 2.5 years ago, I didn't know what a combine (harvester) is. Finally saw two this Christmas whilst visiting my friend's wheat farm, with wheels as tall as myself.

To my surprise, they also come in cutesy fun size for Christmas.

This juxtaposition of the masculinity of farming and the queerness of a Christmas tree is just mind tickling. Don't get me wrong. I do find it insanely adorable.

But I just can't quite wrap my mind around it, kinda like those redneck bull riding shows that somehow feature a middle-aged clown dancing to Beyonce's "Single Ladies", doing drag but without the drag :-P

Was looking for a pair of no nonsense ropper boots for riding when I found this charming Western-themed Christmas tree. hehe.

Have you hugged your horse today?? Yeehaa ~

This guy wants my camera.

Went riding in the snow for the first time!

Very slippery.

Princess was mad at me, cos I laughed at her when she slipped... lol

Funny that some animals have egos and can get embarrassed just like us.

Shiver shiver. Sub-zero again!! Hopefully I've collected enough happy HOT summer memories to shield me from the winter blue this year.

Johnson's Shut-Ins : nature's waterpark

"Shut-in" - noun- a narrow gorge-shaped part of an otherwise wide valley

Actually there is one other reason I want to brag about the amazing Ozark Lake district in Southern Missouri.

Couple of months ago, I went back to California for visit. When people learned that I now live in the midwest, they'd automatically offer their "pity", saying how "sorry" they are.

For the first time, as a Kansas Citizen, I was offended.

Those shallow 20-something who never want to leave their LA/SF West-Ho/Castro safe bubble. How did they get their heads so permanently stuck up their ass?  How can they pass judgement on people/places they haven't never experienced?

I still firmly believe that I can be a cracking vainpot wherever I go.

I don't need to live inside a circuit party to be happy and gay.

It must be. How else can I explain this high-maintenance 30 something suddenly trying to be a cowboy and competing with 8yo girls in a horse show?

Horse Show @ the Starlight Stables!

Up up up, up to the hay loft.

No frills Missouri: contestants were identified by paper plates stuck on their back.

Say "UP!" and pull it.

My boy Pumpkin is sweet.

My girl Princess is crazy fast: good for barrel racing :)

My Western saddle. See the horn, it's for cowboys to tie his rope.

See, I'm not kidding. All 8yo girls... they say because riding "is a girl thing".

How did I get my ribbons? Carrots as bribes!

KC Country Club Plaza Lights. I'm actually starting to appreciate them.

Supposed to be "the event" that kicks off the holiday season, you can see it from my balcony :P

Gosh I'm still full. Happy Turkey Day ~

This is Pumpkin, the first horse I've ever ridden :)

Gentle and chilled, this chestnut Pinto is the perfect horse for beginners.

We somehow have amazing chemistry. He actually likes me. hehe

They say that he gets all perky whenever I'm around lol

Surprise surprise. I can cantor him like no other, even though he's known to be a lazy boy.

If I ride another horse, he'd look at me all sad... haha I can tell!

Ode to Pumpkin.

Thanks for making me feel special :)